     This is my Girfriend Sam!
I stare at her a lot.
..Even though she has a little PROBLEM with catnip...
Anyway, being a Tuxedo Cat, I was interested in my lineage, and saw someplace on the Web that said the first cat in North America was a tuxedo named "Asgard" who was brought by the Vikings. So I sat in front of a mirror, gazed into my golden eyes, and asked the Feline Collective Unconcious about it....As I suspected, it was a hoax. The first Tuxedo Cat in North America was IGUARD THE PINK.  He has been blamed for bringing LUTFISK to North America. (Apologies to Auntie Murphy, the Norwegian Forest Cat! I love fish, but HOW can you! I suppose it was fish once.) I put up with a lot around here. They tried putting a DOG harness on me. WHY???
Well, it beats the alternatives I suppose. |
